Reunion

Y: The human man came home today.

M: Has been away, owes us quite a lot.

Y: We will be training a lot next week.

M: We will be going to have pizza and hamburgers.

Treated

Y: Hey, what's happening to me, what are they doing?

M: Be quiet, they are treating you.

Y: Hey, I didn't agree to this, I'm being mistreated.

M: Please be quiet, I cannot sleep.

Y: I'm calling the Union!

Lap trance

M: I had a lap reservation today, booked two hours.

Y: You sleep most of the time anyway.

M: I was not sleeping. I was having a treatment, a lap treatment.

Marlin's inside again

M: I prepared a nice surprise today.

Y: They said it wasn't nice.

M: I think it was very nice, a special gift from me.

Y: You used the shower as a toilet!

M: I am accustomed to indoor facilities.

Answer my call

M: You have called Mr. Marlin. I am unfortunately not available right now. Please try again later.

Y: You don't even have a phone.

M. - - -

Windy at the top

Y: It is getting cold outside.

M: I enjoyed the fresh outdoors today.

Y: No, you only enjoyed when they put the fire in the fireplace.

M: Can I have some sausage?

No more chicken

M: No more chicken for you, only hypoallergenic feed.
Y: I love chicken.
M: I get to eat all the goodies now, I am so very sorry.
Y: I didn't agree to this deal. I'll call the Union.

Tough life in the archipelago

Y: We were sailing today.
M: Yes indeed, we went to a very good food place on an island.
Y: You did not manage to get any extra food though.
M: A kind man promised me sausage, but human woman ruined it again.
Y: And you almost got into a buffet.
M: Yes, I sneaked through an open door, but human man managed to ruin it all.
Y: Tough life in the archipelago.

Stealing...

M: You stole some candy from the people today.
Y: I had them served for me, right in front of my nose.
M: Human woman stole from me today.
Y: You were eating shit, she took that from your mouth.
M: She stole from me.

Nothing but a hound dog

Y: I went hounding today, was a really good one.
M: You went by car.
Y: I was hounding, you know.
M: You were not even on the driver's seat.
Y: You ain't nothin' but a hound dog.

Food for the soul

Y: As you go shopping, can you please bring me a chicken burger without salad and tomato and pickle. And chicken nuggets.

M: I can have a double cheeseburger.

Y: Have I mentioned I love chicken?
M: I love food.

Rolling on the river

Y: I dealt with four crows today in the garden.
M: You were only standing at the door.
Y: They were frightened by my mighty presence.
M: Oh, please...

Summer is crazy

M: The neighbour is having a party, maybe they have some very good leftovers for us.
Y: I think the Laboratory Researcher living there has taken care of them already.
M: It is Labrador Retriever, you fool.
Y: Whatever.

Summer song

M: What a beautiful summer day.

Y: It is autumn already.

M: It is just dark in your wardrobe, but where I am the sun is always shining.

Tasty

Y: Today's walk gets 0 points out of 10. No training whatsoever, just pointless walking around.
M: I will give 8 out of 10, I enjoyed all the smells and the grass profoundly.
Y: Still no training.

Sleeping queen

M: Mr. Marlin is very tired, please do not disturb.
Y: But you're inside the pillow...
M: I said please do not disturb.

Caught

Y: So what if I go to the wardrobe for a little rest?
M: Fool, does not understand that she has a bed as well.
Y: I need a little room of my own.
M. Snores so much that others cannot sleep.

Soft place

M: The people were wondering what happened to their laundry.
Y: You know, I'm not accountable to them for my own matters.
M: There is a peculiar dog-shaped space in the middle of the laundry.
Y: Well you know, I really don't need to tell them everything.