keskiviikko 30. tammikuuta 2019

Let it Snow


Y: I quit. I refuse to wear anything stupid outside. In fact, I refuse to wear anything!
M: I will wear my super comfortable and cosy jacket. Very warm indeed.
Y: I made a complaint to the Union. I sent them three copies.
M: I sent them a request for food.

maanantai 21. tammikuuta 2019

Party On!

Y: Stop the press, today's a big day!
M: Indeed! Mr. Marlin has reached a remarkable milestone, 10 years of mrmarlinism!
Y: I remember the day when I bought you...
M: You fool! No one buys Mr. Marlin, way too expensive for the common folks!
Y: Priceless indeed!

sunnuntai 20. tammikuuta 2019

Be prepared

Y: Well. we are making up an invitation list.
M: Yes we are, tomorrow is Mr. Marlin's reception for a big day.
Y: What are you planning to offer to your guests?
M: I don't know, but I ate them already.

tiistai 15. tammikuuta 2019

Clean On



Y: Well, got told off a little bit today, the human woman yelled at us.
M: Yes she did, very impolite.
Y: We found this very interesting bin in the bathroom and investigated a bit.
M: Interesting indeed, they store human baby poo in a bin. Had a closer look.

perjantai 11. tammikuuta 2019

Book of Dreams


M: We've had a very relaxing vacation, I've been reading a lot.
Y: Marlin is preparing for her professorship.
M: Yes, Mr. Docent Professor Marlin, the internationally renowned fish, rabbit and squirrel researcher.

torstai 10. tammikuuta 2019

Holiday


Y: Well... I headed for a vacation. My nerves are wrecked. Still in my old days I had to see this coming. A tiny baby in our house.
M: Keeps yelling, but Mr. Marlin is doing her best to care for the baby.
Y: I'm exhausted. Had to drive all the way to grandma's place to get some rest.
M: Rest is good, I admit.

tiistai 1. tammikuuta 2019

Rocket man (go away)


Y: Well, let me tell you there are a couple of things I don't like. And I don't like rocket sounds.
M: I like food.
Y: I love chicken and cheese and bun. But I don't like lemon or card decks or party tröte whistles. And especially I do not like nail guns.
M: Mr. Marlin hopes that 2019 comes with global peace and relaxation. And some chicken.
Y: Correct!