torstai 14. helmikuuta 2019

Snow-white


Y: Well... Marlin found a new way to get a bath and a massage
M: Yes I did, very clever. You know when you go to the backyard and make a poo... and then there is snow all over, so you cannot turn. So you need to come back in reverse, and then you do not exactly see where you step...
Y: She had a very nice flavour in her feet.
M. Yes I did. The humans did not appreciate that I made a full tour of the house after that.

sunnuntai 10. helmikuuta 2019

Eat it too


Y: I don't get it... Carrots are rabbit's food, right?
M: Yes they are. And Mr. Marlin loves chicken.
Y: But I just had this weird delicious thing, carrot cake. So I'm confused.
M: Must be very good, fat and sugar.
Y: You had it too!
M: I didn't waste time tasting it.

lauantai 9. helmikuuta 2019

Hunting high and low


Y: We were on a high alert this weekend.
M: Yes we were, we had received recon information that there might be several squirrels around.
Y: But even after hours of work we did not see any.
M: Mr. Marlin saw a delicious pie though.