perjantai 31. toukokuuta 2019

King of the Grill


Y: The human man has always complained about going to Ikea. But I don't buy those complaints anymore!
M: Indeed.
Y: It is my new favourite place, sausages and icecream!
M: Mr. Marlin would like to have four. And please make it a bigger cup!
Y: Next time meatballs!

maanantai 27. toukokuuta 2019

Lion King

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Y: Can you smell the victory?
M: No, but I can smell the lions.
Y: Well, they are the same thing.

perjantai 24. toukokuuta 2019

I Drove All night


M: Another highly responsible job for Mr. Marlin. Very expensive, you know.
Y: Well, when I start going, there's no stop to it!
M: You only run after your ball, whereas Mr. Marlin is always agile and alert.
Y: Well, you went swimming after the ducks, but they outran you.
M: Yes they did. Cheeky animals.

tiistai 21. toukokuuta 2019

Those were the days



Y: Well, we have always been a team, ever since I took Mr. Marlin as my assistant.
M: Mr. Marlin is a renowned fish and squirrel scientist, not an assistant!
Y: Why did you have that string in your mouth anyway?
M: Mr. Marlin was hungry.

sunnuntai 19. toukokuuta 2019

I'll be watching you


Y: Well, we have always been very alert and rest very seldom.
M: Yes indeed, very expensive services.
Y:  It's a kind of a neighbourhood watch, a very effective one.
M: Mr. Marlin is always on the watch. Except for lunch breaks, of course.

sunnuntai 12. toukokuuta 2019

Mother


Y: Well, we want to wish all mothers a great mother's day.
M: Yes we do!
Y: Sharing food with kids, well, that's kind of acceptable. Thinking of it, I find that the only case where sharing food is ok.
M: Yes... No... A very confusing issue, requires further research.

lauantai 11. toukokuuta 2019

Bridge over troubled water


Y: Pretty good mood walking, quite handsome I am too!
M: Mr. Marlin is sometimes a little ashamed to walk with you, your coat is not always shiny and clean.
Y: I think you can just mind your own coat!
M: I do! It is very silky and black and shiny.

tiistai 7. toukokuuta 2019

National Day


Y: You must mean stay at home and eat BBQ chicken and train all day!
M: And rest.
Y: Maybe some sausage as well.
M: Count me in!

National day courtesy of https://www.facebook.com/iheartmydoxie/

sunnuntai 5. toukokuuta 2019

May Day


Y: Well, this May 1st Marlin got a new sweetheart, vappuheila.
M: Mr. Marlin does not share chair with anyone.
Y: Well, you are sharing it.
M: Very expensive you know. Although it does have a beautiful smooth black shining coat, like Mr. Marlin.