maanantai 21. tammikuuta 2019

Party On!

Y: Stop the press, today's a big day!
M: Indeed! Mr. Marlin has reached a remarkable milestone, 10 years of mrmarlinism!
Y: I remember the day when I bought you...
M: You fool! No one buys Mr. Marlin, way too expensive for the common folks!
Y: Priceless indeed!

sunnuntai 20. tammikuuta 2019

Be prepared

Y: Well. we are making up an invitation list.
M: Yes we are, tomorrow is Mr. Marlin's reception for a big day.
Y: What are you planning to offer to your guests?
M: I don't know, but I ate them already.

tiistai 15. tammikuuta 2019

Clean On



Y: Well, got told off a little bit today, the human woman yelled at us.
M: Yes she did, very impolite.
Y: We found this very interesting bin in the bathroom and investigated a bit.
M: Interesting indeed, they store human baby poo in a bin. Had a closer look.

perjantai 11. tammikuuta 2019

Book of Dreams


M: We've had a very relaxing vacation, I've been reading a lot.
Y: Marlin is preparing for her professorship.
M: Yes, Mr. Docent Professor Marlin, the internationally renowned fish, rabbit and squirrel researcher.

torstai 10. tammikuuta 2019

Holiday


Y: Well... I headed for a vacation. My nerves are wrecked. Still in my old days I had to see this coming. A tiny baby in our house.
M: Keeps yelling, but Mr. Marlin is doing her best to care for the baby.
Y: I'm exhausted. Had to drive all the way to grandma's place to get some rest.
M: Rest is good, I admit.

tiistai 1. tammikuuta 2019

Rocket man (go away)


Y: Well, let me tell you there are a couple of things I don't like. And I don't like rocket sounds.
M: I like food.
Y: I love chicken and cheese and bun. But I don't like lemon or card decks or party tröte whistles. And especially I do not like nail guns.
M: Mr. Marlin hopes that 2019 comes with global peace and relaxation. And some chicken.
Y: Correct!

lauantai 29. joulukuuta 2018

Hats off


Y: We are not getting any more ham.
M: I think this Christmas thing is so over.
Y: Silly hats are ok as long as there is enough food in compensation.
M: Mr. Marlin thinks they are really pretty.

keskiviikko 26. joulukuuta 2018

Merry Christmas!


Y: Well, we have been celebrating Christmas for some time now.
M: Yes we have, been trying to eat a lot of pork.
Y: There was so much work to do overseeing that thing in the oven.
M: Very hard time, so much potential things to eat. Need a big rest when this is over.

lauantai 22. joulukuuta 2018

On vacation


M: We have been fairly busy for a few days now.
Y: Yes we have, went on a vacation with auntie Senni for some time.
M: Had very comfortable silky blankets there, thank you very much!
Y: But when we returned home, oh boy. More about that later.

tiistai 11. joulukuuta 2018

Going once, going twice...


Y: We've been both seeing a doctor in the past week.
M: Mr. Marlin has an insurance, so want to get some value for that money.
Y: So that is why you caught the stomach problem?
M: Yes. But I thought everything is free in the waiting room.
Y: It was not?
M: No, I think I will make a complaint.

torstai 6. joulukuuta 2018

Independence Day


M: A very special day, so we are celebrating with some sour milk.
Y: We wish to congratulate Finland for 101 years of independence.
M: Herra Marlin toivottaa erityisen hyvää itsenäisyyspäivää!

keskiviikko 5. joulukuuta 2018

Sleeping beauties


Y: Well, we've been very active today. I was allowed to train for the first time for weeks!
M: Mr. Marlin has been busy as well, had three long naps during the day.
Y: I think we deserve a good night's sleep.
M; And a good breakfast!

sunnuntai 2. joulukuuta 2018

Over the hills


Y: Went to see my doctor the other day, she told me I can go running and training again.
M: No she did not, she said you can go outside and walk as the elderly do, slowly and with caution.
Y: But you ran like a maddog yesterday.
M: Yes I did, saw two squirrels making baby squirrels. I put an immediate end to that stuff!