Soft place

M: The people were wondering what happened to their laundry.
Y: You know, I'm not accountable to them for my own matters.
M: There is a peculiar dog-shaped space in the middle of the laundry.
Y: Well you know, I really don't need to tell them everything.

My precious

Y: I have my very own things, and you should keep out of it.
M: Terrible noise, impossible to get any rest here.

Chicken tree

M: Thief. I saw a thief today.
Y: I was on a break, what happened?
M: A construction worker robbed apples from our tree.
Y: I don't like apples. Why don't we have a chicken tree?
M: Mmm... let us buy one.
Y: And a cheese tree. And a meat tree. And a Finnish bun tree. And...

Unseen encounters

M: I had a very good day today indeed. You missed the squirrel in the garden in the morning.

Y: I had more important things to do.

M: You were peeing. And you missed the rabbit during the evening walk.

Y: I had more important things to do.

M: You did not see or hear it. And you missed the cat during the walk.

Secret place

M: Sis' got caught today, her secret place was found.

Y: Well... I found myself a perfect cool spot in the wardrobe to use when the folks are out. But my place was found.

M: They found it, voi perhana.

Encounters

M: I saw many dogs today. I was told I behaved very well, did not start any arguments.

Y: I noticed only a few.

M: You were running after your ball.

Y: I was training!

M: Funny how most dogs in the world are smaller than me.

The Guard

Y: Well, Marlin is on duty tonight.

M: While you are sleeping and doing nothing.

Y: I trained hard today.

M: Your training consists of barking and eating grass.

Y: You understand nothing about training.

(Not so) perfect day

Y: A terrible day today.

M: She did not notice a box of chocolates on the table (I missed it too, unfortunately), had to be treated for an ear infection, and I stole her bone.

Y: That's all ok. But we didn't go training.

M: Oh, what a shame.

Poetry in bonetion

M: I'm never alone with my bone.

Y: What on earth are you talking about?

M: I'll set the tone, so do not moan.

Y: Ehm... I'll just groan then.

Fun run

Y: Meillä on lämmittely käynnissä, kohta varmaan lähdetään ajamaan.
M: Tai sitten isäntä taas ryssii hyvän ajon.
Y: Niinkuin viime viikolla kun nähtiin se kauris.
M: Kyllä. Ei päästänyt ajamaan, ei jaksanut tulla mukana. On huonokuntoinen.

Sleeping Beauty

M: Today I have been mostly sleeping. Coming to think of it, most days I have been mostly either sleeping or making very complicated long-term strength calculations, you know.

Little something for the rainy day

Y: I've been working hard.
M: You have been mainly just breaking your own things and making a mess.
Y: It was raining so hard that I didn't want to go out. Had to think of something.
M: Well, you really did.
Y: And guess what, I saw a sausage package in the shopping bag. It must be for me!
M (thinks): And I saw a package of chicken and minced meat... But this information I will keep to myself.

Food for thought

M: Sometimes it is really difficult to think clearly when one is hungry.

Y: You are hungry all the time.

M: So it is hard to think clearly then.

Y: Ehm.... yes.

M: It is hard to think very clearly now, do you know why?

Y: Ehm... 'cause you're hungry?

M: I am very hungry.