Snow-white

Y: Well... Marlin found a new way to get a bath and a massage

M: Yes I did, very clever. You know when you go to the backyard and make a poo... and then there is snow all over, so you cannot turn. So you need to come back in reverse, and then you do not exactly see where you step...

Y: She had a very nice flavour in her feet.

M. Yes I did. The humans did not appreciate that I made a full tour of the house after that.

Eat it too

Y: I don't get it... Carrots are rabbit's food, right?
M: Yes they are. And Mr. Marlin loves chicken.
Y: But I just had this weird delicious thing, carrot cake. So I'm confused.
M: Must be very good, fat and sugar.
Y: You had it too!
M: I didn't waste time tasting it.

Hunting high and low

Y: We were on a high alert this weekend.
M: Yes we were, we had received recon information that there might be several squirrels around.
Y: But even after hours of work we did not see any.
M: Mr. Marlin saw a delicious pie though.

Let it Snow

Y: I quit. I refuse to wear anything stupid outside. In fact, I refuse to wear anything!
M: I will wear my super comfortable and cosy jacket. Very warm indeed.
Y: I made a complaint to the Union. I sent them three copies.
M: I sent them a request for food.

Party On!

Y: Stop the press, today's a big day!
M: Indeed! Mr. Marlin has reached a remarkable milestone, 10 years of mrmarlinism!
Y: I remember the day when I bought you...
M: You fool! No one buys Mr. Marlin, way too expensive for the common folks!
Y: Priceless indeed!

Be prepared

Y: Well. we are making up an invitation list.

M: Yes we are, tomorrow is Mr. Marlin's reception for a big day.

Y: What are you planning to offer to your guests?

M: I don't know, but I ate them already.

Clean On

Y: Well, got told off a little bit today, the human woman yelled at us.
M: Yes she did, very impolite.
Y: We found this very interesting bin in the bathroom and investigated a bit.
M: Interesting indeed, they store human baby poo in a bin. Had a closer look.

Book of Dreams

M: We've had a very relaxing vacation, I've been reading a lot.

Y: Marlin is preparing for her professorship.

M: Yes, Mr. Docent Professor Marlin, the internationally renowned fish, rabbit and squirrel researcher.

Holiday

Y: Well... I headed for a vacation. My nerves are wrecked. Still in my old days I had to see this coming. A tiny baby in our house.
M: Keeps yelling, but Mr. Marlin is doing her best to care for the baby.
Y: I'm exhausted. Had to drive all the way to grandma's place to get some rest.
M: Rest is good, I admit.

Rocket man (go away)

Y: Well, let me tell you there are a couple of things I don't like. And I don't like rocket sounds.
M: I like food.
Y: I love chicken and cheese and bun. But I don't like lemon or card decks or party tröte whistles. And especially I do not like nail guns.
M: Mr. Marlin hopes that 2019 comes with global peace and relaxation. And some chicken.
Y: Correct!

Hats off

Y: We are not getting any more ham.
M: I think this Christmas thing is so over.
Y: Silly hats are ok as long as there is enough food in compensation.
M: Mr. Marlin thinks they are really pretty.

Merry Christmas!

Y: Well, we have been celebrating Christmas for some time now.
M: Yes we have, been trying to eat a lot of pork.
Y: There was so much work to do overseeing that thing in the oven.
M: Very hard time, so much potential things to eat. Need a big rest when this is over.

On vacation

M: We have been fairly busy for a few days now.
Y: Yes we have, went on a vacation with auntie Senni for some time.
M: Had very comfortable silky blankets there, thank you very much!
Y: But when we returned home, oh boy. More about that later.