Thieves

Y: I think it is a police matter. I would have called but I was too shocked.
M: You have told it today a million times.
Y: During the walk my awesome nose found a nice sandwich, with ham and everything. And just when I was starting to enjoy it, you know who spoiled all the fun.
M: I did not see it, I was carrying the ball home, very important business it is.
Y: The human woman stole my sandwich.